pecan
s-xual act in which a man inserts one of his t-st-cl-s into a woman’s v-g-n-.
when martha begged me for a pecan, i pulled my b-lls out and went to work.
a creepy guy that is way too outgoing and will s-xually molest you. preferably if you are a b-tter face. a pecan may also smell like pecans.
girl 1:”he was scary! he kept touching me and he smelt like a nut.”
girl 2:” he was a real pecan.”
a nutty nut
pr-nounced: pee-cay-yan
definitions:
1: a smooth brown nut with an edible kernel similar to a walnut that is very popular among many cultures in the united states
2: a midget prost-tute
examples:
1: aww sh-t man dem pecans were good i gotta buy another bag.
2: those were some fine pecans last night.
subst-tution for toilet
the sh-tter was plugged so i filled a can with pee -therefore it was a pee can
yours mothers v-g-n-.
woah! your mama has a smelly pecan!
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