a word used by academics to confuse students and justify all manner of outrageous crimes against humanity in the name of education. it is primarily applied in situations when an academic requires the ability to smokescreen their own maladjusted intention and win unwinnable arguments with the minimum amount of effort.
jane “professor, i’d like you to explain to me why i got such a low grade.”
professor “well i don’t really have the time to explain the inner workings of pedagogy to you young lady. even if i did, i’m not sure i could help you to understand.”
jane “huh? what are you talking about?”
professor “you see? exactly.”
the process by which parents and relatives teach (p-ss along) their stupid ways and ridiculous quirks.
-as a side note, this brings up the question…just how do stupid people live so d-mn long?
“way to perpetuate the pedagogy dad. you plan on explaining to the judge you taught me it was o.k. to drink and drive and then beat up on women!”
1. the p-n-s “i love your peensy, baby!”
- Peepee Seks
the act in which a male with a large p-n-s allows a male with a substantially smaller p-n-s to penetrate his p-n-s hole with the smaller erect p-n-s. hey dude, want to drink some beers and have peepee seks?
- Pellegrino War
a pellegrino war is when there are two teams, and one of the teams having the last name of pellegrino (the kings of drinking and chugging). each team has a keg of beer. the objective is to beat the pellegrinos in a beer chug. vomiting is allowed. tonight is the night i have a pellegrino […]
i seldom use “seldomly”. (and when i do, it’s quite seldom, i -ssure you.) i seldom use seldomly
- Folk Hipster
a folk hipster is sub category of hipster that are usually recognized by their “mountain man ” beards and earthy wardrobe (boys: beards, flannel , boots , straight legged pants,any woodsy animal jewelry or printed shirts, messy curls , worn out pants, suspenders girls : overly floral b-tton ups, shawl neck sweaters , wavy to […]