Pedobeard


combination of the words “pedophile” and “beard”. pedobeards are usually unkempt as a result of months of careless growth, filthy looking and smell like -ss. those who sport this style of facial hair generally spend their time creeping on others, touching children inappropriately and/or coaxing hapless victims into the back of their molester van.
harry stroked his mangy pedobeard — which he had not shaven in months — after a day’s worth of successfully picking up young schoolchildren and stuffing them in the back of his van.
a beard that is not fully developed, and looks like pubic hair attached to the chin, that says “i am a pedophile and i don’t care what you think”. invented by morgan stevens.
guy 1: dude, i don’t like the way that guy with the pedo beard is looking at those ten year olds.

guy 2: isn’t that morgan stevens?
to plant child p-rnography on someone’s computer or other electronic device, in an effort to frame them of a crime.
his attorney got him off by arguing that he was pedobear’d by a vengeful ex-girlfriend.

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