pedoninja


a pedophile so sneaky and discreet, you never see him coming or going.
he hides in the shadows, attacks, and leaves before you can even say “doughnut.”
child: officer! i didn’t even see him, it’s just a blur now!
police: young lad, i’m sorry to say that you are a victim of a pedoninja.

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