Pedophile Beard
when a man has an extremely unclean beard. not as messy as a homeless beard. the beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.
girl #1: omg! do you see that guy on the bench? he totally looks like he wants to rape me.
girl #2: yeah you’re probably right. he has a pedophile beard and rapist gl-sses. let’s get out of here.
girl #1: wait isn’t that the dude from our french cl-ss?
girl #2: yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
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