Pedophluenza
a bacterial infection of the brain causing someone that typically has morals and values to think it is acceptable to inappropriately -ssociate with a minor.
adj, noun
eg. kain is 26 years old. one day kain didn’t wash his brain properly and contracted pedophluenza; now he thinks it’s okay to befriend and -ssociate with 16 and 17 year old girls.
eg. sally is 42 and contracted pedophluenza and now she can’t stop oogling six year old boys.
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