pedophyke: (n.) a woman who specifically preys on little girls
a combination of pedophile and dyk-
osama hammada: im afraid that babysitting little girls will turn me into a pedophyke
gyna: i cant wait to see you on the next epidode of law and order svu
something having happened five times. bob: jim i’ve told you five times not to make up words! jim: don’t you mean you’ve told me pentice? 8d bob: -facepalm- once, twice, thrice, quatrice, pentice. once twice thrice quatrice
one who never leaves home and aspires to eat his mums fresh baked cookies fresh out of the family oven on his 30th birthday. i wish i could leave home, but… i’m phanat
- papa burr
a father or guardian my papa burr wouldn’t let me go out last night.
- phantom pain
phantom pain is the pain amputees feel in the place where they have lost a limb. initially it is hard for some to grasp the fact that they have lost a limb, because they can feel intense pain where their limb was. there are methods to reorient the mind so that the pain goes away […]
cusping your hand over your b-tt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person’s face, preferably in the direction of their nose. after letting out some gas, jim phantom-poofed into jon’s face.