pedosexual


an adult who is s-xually attracted to children. pedos-xuality is a common s-xual orientation the world over, but is by no means as common as like-age attraction. pedos-xual tendencies can be identified in virtually everyone, but are discouraged due to puritan-influenced att-tudes about s-x that endure to this day.

a minority of pedos-xuals are exclusively attracted to children, while the majority are either “happily married” or “celibate.” ideal professions for pedos-xual individuals include: guidance counselor, gym teacher, priest/youth minister, senator, pop star, party clown, santa claus (seasonal), and elementary school princ-p-l.

slang terms for pedos-xual include: pedophile and pedobear.
margaret always watched junior gymnastics in the nude because she was a pedos-xual.
a term used for people who are attracted to children. different from pedophiles because pedos-xuals have never touched a child.
pedos-xuals live by the code “look but don’t touch”
a non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the s-xual exploitation of children.

see pedophile.
bob is a pedophile but he calls himself a “pedos-xual” in order to portray his deviant s-xual desires as a mere s-xual orientation. the rest of us know bob is really just mentally ill.
1. a person who engages in completely unnatural behavior towards young children.

2. a term made up by pedophiles to try and make themselves look unjustly opressed.
pedos-xuals cannot be allowed to reframe things so as to make themselves look opressed.
a made up word that sick pervs use to justify wanting to have s-x with children. only the most sick and twisted people use this word.
andy thinks that it is perfectly fine to want to screw children and calls himself a pedos-xual.

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