pedowed
to marry a pedophile, i.e. a very s-xy 21-year-old man marrying a 14-year-old young lady.
aya: reg proposed to me today!
dog: …
aya: … what?
dog: you’re going to pedowed him?!
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when, during a s-xual act, right before reaching -rg-sm the male will verbally release a loud…….d’oh!!!!!!! dude, the other day i was bangin’ this sk-nk; i pulled out and told her to spread her -ss, and i gave her -sshole the homer
- The last laugh
getting payback to some person. particularly a person that stabbed you, not literally, in the back. “you may have just pranked me, but i will get the last laugh” tom said just before he pranked billy.
- The Magic Hat
a reverse move to when another guy is on you, you grab the guys -sscheeks from behind him while hes on you, then pick him up, spread the cheeks, and wear him like a hat. the two men played the magic hat to try eachother on
- Turbanistan
(slang) a middle eastern country. usually one with islam as the religion of the majority of its people. he got that weird accent. maybe he’s from turbanistan or something.
- the n00d
a piebald dachshund puppy named n00dle rescued from the depths of nowhereville, aka freedom, pennsylvania. she is a crazy p00ch whose extreme adhd leads to nonstop sniffing & a bottomless pit of curiosity. although she is a dog, she is a professional sp00ner giving even the most experienced cuddlers a run for their money. it […]