pee boner


the condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. this usually is found in the morning.
you’re not even h-rny, that’s just a pee b-n-r. now go and make some coffee.
an erection caused by a very full bladder, often quickly dissapates when the person begins bladder evacuation.

also see peerection
“wow i had the largest peeb-n-r before i went and took a p-ss just now.”

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