pee-emptive strike
noun. similar to “preemptive strike” in attacking one’s own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. one will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.
“just before i went in for my job interview, i made a pee-emptive strike so i wouldn’t be squirming in my chair answering questions. glad i made that move as i ended up needing to p–p!”
“i didn’t want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as i was, i took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep.”
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