pee myself


when you’re so overwhelmed with joy or laughter that you could quite easily pee your pants. not to be confused with literally peeing yourself. it’s a hypothetical situation that almost never happens.
liv: hey did you see that the new harry potter comes out july 15th?

sara: i know, i could totally pee myself!

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