pee pee rager page
when a dude’s got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an “erection,” aka a b-n-r, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. in order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady b-tts, or v-g-n–time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. this note simply states pee pee. the note itself is the pee pee rager page.
-whoa dude, please tell me that’s a handgun in your pants…
-i can’t do anything about it. it’s there cus i have to pee so bad.
-well you can’t walk around the locker room with your d-ck all hard like that, someone might think you’re a gay. here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. so as to avoid confusion.
-wow thanx. wanna play listen to counting crows later?
when a dude’s got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an “erection,” aka a b-n-r, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. in order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady b-tts, or v-g-n–time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. this note simply states pee pee. the note itself is the pee pee rager page.
-whoa dude, please tell me that’s a handgun in your pants…
-i can’t do anything about it. it’s there cus i have to pee so bad.
-well you can’t walk around the locker room with your d-ck all hard like that, someone might think you’re a gay. here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. so as to avoid confusion.
-wow thanx. wanna play listen to counting crows later?
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