when, while taking a p-ss, your shirt flap falls in front of your pee-stream and you p-ss on it.
“f-ck! i just pee-shirted myself!”
a half chinese, half ogre mutant. has jagged-yellow-rat-buck teeth, zelda-like ears, a receeding hairline and penny slit eyes. enjoys screaming “yaguaa” in completely appropriate and unfunny times. annoys people until they want to bash his gook brains in with a baseball bat. screams in the faces’s of harmless children trying to be funny ( even […]
f-ckin dat sh-t ‘tween da t-tties! yo b-tch get ova herr ‘n lets get our penalb–bus on! m-th- f-cka
- Edward Ghetto Hands
similar to edward 40 hands, except you use a 40 of colt 45 and a fifth of alize. me and my homeboy are gonna throw on some 2 pac and have a thugged out edward ghetto hands night!!!
- edward scissorhanded
when your latino lover refues to trim his fingernails, and uses his sharp claws to finger his woman. i started bleeding after jose edward scissorhanded me in the back of the gardening truck.
when someone looks and/or acts r-t-rded. derrick rose makes the celtics players look like a bunch of goofbombs with his mj-like moves.