pee spoon


when a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. the spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.
john: “dude, did you hear about what happened to patrick last night?”

chris: “no, man. what’s up?”

john: “he blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon.”

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