the act of laying your package atop a random person’s head…as to deficate on said head for a nacho hat.
hey mr. homeless man! try on this pee wee helmet!!!!!!
little fish (peixe = fish in portuguese); however, in azorean slang it just means pr-ck. check out my big peixota.
- Pelicans Yawn
an extremely large v-g-n-. her c-nt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like sh-gging a wizards sleeve. a v-g-n- so large it can hold up to 50 lbs of fish (or luncheon meat). katie: “that girl dom did last night apparently had a m-ssive pelican’s yawn.” jess: “really? not as big as mine, […]
a top cl-ss, first rate job. those shelves you put up are proper pembo.
when your p-n-s has an elbow gary’s p-n-s is so huge he has a penbow!!!
- Stunning beauty
the type of beauty that makes you stop anytime you see it. the type of beauty that seems to stop every sense(other than sight) the type of beauty that makes u swallow your tongue and think instead of say. the type of beauty that is rarely seens in this society based on make up. the […]