the little tinkeling sensation…either, on the toilet, in your pants, on a rock, in a bush, on someone else, in a cup/pot, in the shower, and the main place…pool
-it is yellow or sometimes clear.
look in ur toilet….
the yellow stuff that squirts out onto the floor if you don’t know how to use the toilet.
look on the floor…
what i do in the shower when my parents do something horribly cruel to me.
mom: no more soda tonight.
1) your mom smells like pee.
2) i’d like it if your mom would pee on me.
noun: a liquid waste that is given off as a result of the kidneys cleaning toxins in the blood; the color can range from dark yellow to clear
verb: to excrete this fluid
tenses: pee, peeing, peed, pees
also called, urine, p-ss
my little brother thinks it’s funny to pee on the floor
urinate; p-ss; what r kelly does to girls
“dam doo, did u see that video where r kelly p-ssed all over dat girl?! good sh-t!”
the wet sentsation that comes from between your legs when your friend says something really funny and your bladder is full.
hahahaha.. oh sh-t man, i juss peed
the combination of dark cloud and being leet (1337). dark cloud (guild admin).
when you’re texting and you just can’t stop texting. when you’re texting up the yinyang and can’t stop. when you’re sending texts like water. when you text much like you p–p when you have diarrhea. guy#1: the other day i just couldn’t stop texting people, i was texting so much. guy#2: it’s almost like you’ve […]
- Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter
the s-xual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman’s br–sts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 – 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. he […]
- Text Message Ho
a late night girl whom is strickly communicated with via text message. under no circ-mstance would an acutal vocal conversation ever take place. i had to bang out my text message ho last night, kiiiiddd. dude, that chick is a text message ho. strickly text scene.
- Dead toothing
the act of a foul, rotten individual with a decaying dead tooth, placing his or her sk-nky f-cked up tooth/teeth near or on one’s drink or food. aww f-ck boss, that fat filthy f-cking n-gg-r just smelled my tuna sangwitch. he got so close to it with his repullsive sh-tty f-cked up tooth, that motherf-cker […]