Peeased

you’re a guy. you’re with all your friends at a party, just sitting around a table f-ckin’ chillin’ until some hottt -ss chick just comes up to you and starts talking to you. everything’s going f-ckin’ great and you’re sure your chances are pretty good, and then, she pops the question. “can you take me to the restroom? ;)” she’s trying to take you in private to hook up, and you get ready to tell her you had a vasectomy so you don’t have to wear a condom. you got that swag in your step and the she drops her pants and you’re making eye contact with that c-nt. you know she’s ready, at this point you go in for that kiss cause girls like to do stupid sh-t like that, but then, suddenly, a river of p-ss just starts f-cking flowing out of her. you hear the loud hiss of disappointment as your dreams of f-cking go down the drain with her p-ss. she dips like the complete tease she is knowing d-mn well she showed you her calico and then left your disappointed -ss there with b-lls as blue as the bathroom tiles. you walk out of the bathroom looking defeated, so your homies hand you some sauerkraut and a coors and then tease the sh-t out of you because your b-tch -ss got peeased.
“shiiii bruh, ma n-gg- anders was fa sho he was gon’ git pleased, but that po’ n-gg- got his -ss peeased!”
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