peeformance anxiety
n. not being able to pee when other people are around. this can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.
(looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) “sorry guys, i’m having a little peeformance anxiety here.”
Read Also:
- Hete
derived from “hetero to the minus one”, meaning the inverse of heteros-xual, thus h-m-s-xual. rick is a hete, he is always looking at men.
- penitentiary penis
a man who has been inc-rs-rated in the penitenary who upon release will have s-x with anything that moves. 2. a 99 percent chance a fat woman will get s-x. “of course that fat girl is going to get laid, he just got out of jail, he’s got peniteniary p-n-s.”. “i don’t care what she […]
- penivore
one whose diet includes s-m-n, usually derived from the act of f-ll-t–. my girlfriend and lance b-ss have one thing in common – they’re both penivores. a straight female or a h-m-s-xual male. one who likes p-n-s and views it as the only genitalia they will take in the mouth or enjoy in general. ” […]
- Janneke
a beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. she will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. a janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever. “i really wish i could find a girl like janneke” “she has a boyfriend, of couse” “…dammit.” janneke, is […]
- Superman punch
a devestating mixed martial arts striking technique in which a fighter lunges off the lead leg and strikes an opponent with a flying punch from the trailing, strong hand. named for its resemblence to poses struck by superman in the pages of dc comics. my opponent dropped his hands, so i knocked him out with […]