peekeeper
waking up in the middle of the night and having to take a p-ss sooo bad that you do it in any bottle you have handy. then going back to sleep and forgeting were you put it. then someone finds it weeks later and thinks your a freak.
i was sleeping in the airport and had 2 take a mad wizz i took out my snaple bottle and filled it wit my hot p-ss. my gf found it later in my suitcase i pulled a peekeeper… it was dum akward
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