peel


to leave or exit or evacuate the scene/premises
yo im bout to peel, this party is wack
another way to say pills, as in illegal drugs.
dude you got any peels? dude you got a dealer? i need some peels.
the act of shooting someone
“yo, yesterday i’ve peeled those suckers!”

1. to undress

2. to steal a motor vehicle

3. to leave
don’t peel in front of me like that.
one with an overinflated ego, s-x drive and self-image, and also a complete moron, the peel is typically a chav, this person believes themselves to be an absolute s-x god (god’s gift to women – typically the women see him as satan’s gift), and will regale everyone with their (often fict-tious) exploits. he also has an obsession with male genitalia.

this particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. the beverage of choice is carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. consequently, when combined with the hyperactive s-x-drive and irc chat, the peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybers-x from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he’ll hump them anyway.

one final note to make on the peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. he will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees.
peel: i am wearin that thong to the ball and nothing else cept my d-ck

peel: i wanna b-m carol vordeman

me: peel… just to set my mind at rest… you’ve never starred in a solo scat movie, have you?
peel: i have, why?

bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong – he was a right peel
the act of shooting sperm on an unsuspecting girl. (to peel one off)
we had hot s-x and i just peeled one off on her face.
an uber gimp wobbie, who randomly humps people and likes getting drunk. known to be denser than lead, and about as stupid as a plank of wood. frequently makes stupid comments in irc channels while drunk.

famous for..well..nothing really.
peel, out of the people who want you, how many aren’t blind/stupid or a combination of the two? none
exactly.

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