peeleritis
a disease commonly affecting the strip club patron, peeleritis is not usually detected before it is too late, usually large sums of money have been removed from banks worldwide by the victims, who appear to be in a state of “confusion” linked to prolonged exposure to huge t-ts and the placing of dirty box on ones nose..
victim:
i took that blonde peeler home after spending 3 bills in the vip room, we got a hotel room… bought a half ounce of blow, and stayed up for 3 days, then i lent her my car to drive to work, i think i might like this girl, she seems down to earth.
friend:
no dude you dont like her you goof, you have peeleritis
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