Peemptive Strike
when (usually) a man walks into the bathroom, proceeds to unzip his pants, and whips out the d-ck far before he even gets to the urinal/toilet.
person 1 – “i was in a huge hurry, so i had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike”
person 2 – “that’s a great idea!”
via giphy
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