Peemptively


to pee preemptively before beginning a night of drinking as to avoid breaking the seal.
“dude, you’re such a sh-tbird, we just got here and you’re going to the bathroom already?”
suck my d-ck, i’m just going peemptively. we’ll see who’s laughing when you’re making friends with the bathroom looker.

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