peenie pecker
a girl who gets a guy’s hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she’s tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.
-i kicked that girl out of my room last night.
-why?
-she was a no-good peenie p-ck-r.
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