peenut
a female that uncontrollably p-sses or “pees” when she has an -rg-sm or gets a “nut”.
man that girl p-ssed all over me when she had an -rg-sm. she is definately a peenut.
in essence, peenuts are t-st-cl-s made of congealed bladder discharge hardened to a crunchy, salty taste often crushed and squeezed to distill into a viscous substance t-tled peenut b-tter.
i ate a peeday candy bar and the hardened urination residues peenuts embedded in the candy were crushed in between my molars to resemble the thick, dark yellowish sauce ent-tled peenut b-tter.
the awsome <3
she's always nice to everyone
peenut > you
omg! peenut complimented me! i’m never going to erase this quote!
a girl who will rock you friggin socks off n-gg-. she’s a killa though. she smooth talks you and b-tters you up, then bites your head off. -gonk-
“everyone should fear teh peenut”
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