Peeping Thrombosis
noun
1. a misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it’s a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. this is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. when he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his sh-grin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. from his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the -ssertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his p-n-s through the window. the peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his l-stful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his p-n-s.
“a peeping thrombosis sometimes occurs when spying on the girls at summer camp.”
Read Also:
- Rocket Docking
to run, full speed ahead, and dock a person of your choosing. alex and pedro were rocket docking all night and came all over the dorito bomb.
- Rod Steel
“rod steel” is the international phenom that has stolen the hearts of millions…mostly russian women from russianbrides.com. he is trademarked by his pseudo-accessories like gl-sses, beards and cigarettes. my hobbies include yachting, polo, international travel and getting it on, just like rod steel.
- tavarezpena
when you get your fudge packed so many times you turn brown. tavarezpena wants to get his fudge packed by clay aiken.
- Tax Check Balla
an individual who only has money when tax season arrives. he or she will buy lavish gifts that at any other time in the year he or she cannot afford; like jordan’s, flat screens, gaming systems, jewelry and maybe even a ninja blender. one also might ingest themselves on a 5 day cruise to nowhere, […]
- Tea Berry
to urinate in someone’s ear and dip your scr-t-m in the newly created reservoir. i went to the doctor to complain of an ear infection resulting from the tea berry i received last week. little did i know there were a few non-identifiable hairs causing the infection tea bag with a side of dingleberry. mark […]