peerection
when you have to pee really bad but you have a b-n-r, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.
“man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection.”
an erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to s-xual excitement.
a pantsless tom enters the bathroom.
brad the h-m-: woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! -growls in a a gay manner-
tom: relax dumb-ss it’s just a peerection.
brad the h-m-: (dejected) then why are you pantsless?
tom: i forgot the put them back on after i got done boning your sister.
brad the h-m-: oh…..you know i stole her last boyfriend. -winks in a gay manner-
tom: (gaybashes and urinates on brad).
when yer c-ck wakes up an hour before you do, because it has to p-ss.
“i never seen you up this early, bro. what’s the deal?”
“woke up with a pee-rection.”
when a man has an intense need to pee, but cannot do so, and and erection occurs. usually a painful experience, can also be done intentionally to prevent make it easier to “hold it in”.
liam- “holy cr-p do i have a peerection right now. this is painful.”
kevin- ” maybe next time don’t drink three gatorades, a big gulp and a m-ssive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. dumb -ss.”
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