Peeta Mellark
a secondary character in suzanne collins’ the hunger games. he is the male tribute from district 12 in the 74th annual hunger games. the games are a fight to the death between a girl and a guy from each of the 12 districts that everyone is forced to watch on live t.v. he is one of 2 (supposed)love interests of the main character, katniss.
his family is relativly well off, as they own a bakery. his mother is a pushy witch, his father a sweet kindly old man. he has two older brothers, the only ones who could beat him in the sschool wrestling compet-tion. his strengths in the hunger games were his muscly size and his camoflauging skills.
his personality is sweet, loyal, strong and thoughtful…and uber hot!
katniss doesn’t deserve peeta mellark’s love.
peeta mellark is my homeboy
one of the main characters from “the hunger games” , a trilogy written by suzanne collins, a genius. peeta is the 2nd tribute from district 12 to compete in the hunger games, a s-d-stic game made to entertain the people of the capitol. peeta is in love with katniss everdeen, the main character of the series, and she doesn’t deserve him at all. peeta is sweet, loving, kind-hearted, brave, strong, and s-xy. in other words, peeta mellark is what every girl wishes a real boy could be.
girl 1: omg, i loooooove peeta mellark from the hunger games! he is so amazing. <3
girl 2: i know right. ugh, i wish someone exactly peeta could exist, the world would be a better place. <3
peeta is a baker who spends his time icing cakes, he gets his -ss save by katniss because he can't take care of himself, he is the opposite of manly and does not deserve katniss. his fans are delusional because they think he is perfect when infact he is a weirdo who has been stalking katniss forever and just needs to get a life.
person 1: peeta mellark is awesome!
person 2: no!
peeta mellark is a fictional character from the hunger games trilogy by suzanne collins. many fans think he is hot, s-xy, brave, etc. (think edward cullen here) he wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for katniss. but it does go the other way because he gave her some bread when her family was dying but he also kinda forced her into loving him when he basically announced that he was in love with her. and of course she was forced to love him back. so yeah... he's kinda an idiot with little self defense that only won the hunger games cuz katniss saved his b-tt. gale is better but not much.
josh hutcherson will most likely be the new robert pattinson. -_-
1: peeta mellark is sooo s-xy
2: what's s-xy about making bread your whole life?!?
1: he's sooo s-xy...
2: umm... i'm still here.
1: he has blue eyes! they are soooo s-xy...
2: dummie -_-
a major character in suzanne collins' hunger games trilogy. he is the son of a baker who is sent to compete in the hunger games--a reality show where 24 teens fight to the death--in the same year as katniss, the main character.
he is the son of a baker, living a more comfortable lifestyle than the majority of his district. he has blonde hair and blue eyes, and is described by katniss as having a strong build.
while some would describe peeta's puppy-like love (to the point of obsession) for katniss to be 'sweet' or 'cute' it is actually quite irritating and almost creepy. this is exemplified by the fact that he has apparently been in love with her since they were five, even though they had never spoken prior to the games.
i spend my free time crushing the obsessive spirits of peeta mellark's many fangirls by pointing out that he has been stalking katniss since they both were very small.
though most seem to think peeta is perfect, few can explain how he can be both strong and continuously need to get his -ss saved by a girl.
the way that peeta is constantly throwing himself at katniss is nauseating.
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