peetos
a wet bag of cheetos found in the woods, if there was no rain recently in the area, the bag was likely p-ssed on by some animal, and since pee rhimes with chee, peetos is a perfect term for such a thing. the term came from the episode of that 70s show where the gang was on the water tower spotting for donna’s engagement ring and fez found a bag of cheetos and handed it to eric and found out they were wet, and fez mentioned a bear must have p-ssed on it, then out came “eww peetos!”. i cant remember exactly how that part went as i only seen that episode once when it was new, but ill always remember peetos.
some dudes camping in the woods looking for fire wood:
dude1:hey man youre hungry? i found a bag of cheetos here
dude2:awesome man (grabs then and shoves on in his mouth, then suddenly spits it out), yuck dude these are wet!
dude3:they must have been p-ssed on by some animal
dude1:(freaks out chucking the bag and falls over)hey can i get a hand back up?
dude1:h-ll no, u touched peetos!
dude3:hah! u put a f-ckin’ peeto in your mouth too!
dude2:(turns pale and spits up over some good fire wood)
dude1:hey, we could have used that wood!
dude3:lets leave that poor peeto eating b-st-rd there to get eaten by whatever p-ssed on that bag
dude1:yeah man, wanna get crunked?
dude3:f-ck yeah! isnt that why we came here in the first place?
dude1:hopefully we wont get the munchies as badly as the peeto eater did
dude3:wait, how come he had the munchies that much more badly than we did already?
dude1:wait, wheres our stash?
dudes1&3:yeah hes definitley not worth helpin’ out now, lets go back to town and mash in his bas-m-nt, it better not be sketch
dude2:(still lying in the dirt feelin, lookin, and smellin’ like sh-t, and hes crying) nature is a b-tch!
a peeto is a peed on cheeto. reference from that 70’s show.
kelso ate the peeto fez gave him.
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