peg leg meg
n.
the world’s greatest pirate/singer/person in general.
she has a pet hamster named h-llga that she is using to help her take over the world.
the peg is on her left leg. just for clarification.
kanye: “oh my holy heysus!”
djembe: “what?”
kanye: “her voicemail is amazing!”
mr. sa: “i love it!!!!!!!”
djembe: “don’t call! i’m calling her now!”
mr. sa: “you’ve reached meg, leave a message….”
all: “we love peg leg meg!”
crazy but sweet person
person 1:that girl is such a peg leg meg
person 2:i know, bless her.
a girl. in eleventh grade. for this year. the year of 2005. she can use magic to create chocolate cup-cakes.
peg leg meg made a kid out of chocolate for me!
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