Peg Leg Pirate
it is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and he pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s (shoots)into the pleasers eye. the pleaser will then grab their eye. then the receiver will kick the pleaser in the shin, the pleaser will then grab their leg while simultaneously holding their eye ans will scream “argh!!!!” thus the pleaser will resemble a pirate with a peg leg.
me: i was getting some dome and i gave that b-tch the peg leg pirate and ran.
you:-high five” that’s f-cking awesome!
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