Pejman
a man-child of persian descent. he will lead you on only to dump you over the phone. the day before new years eve. he is desperate to settle down. he will take what he can get so long as they have money, working ovaries and birthing hips. other “quirks” include being impatient, insensitive, judgemental, narcissistic, pretentious, and rude.
you will regret letting a pejman into your life. be careful, ladies (and men).
“wow… he broke up with you over the phone? he pulled a pejman.”
a quiet and meek individual that is usually found hibernating in his home. he is extremely intelligent and hard working; but when p-ssed off he can use his wisdom against you. on sunday afternoons he is often found watching football and in search of a morsel to eat. this quizzical and striking individual claims to be loud, obnoxious, and out-of-loop, however he displays characteristics of hermit like figures. it is extremely difficult to figure out what he is thinking in various situations for he is sly about expressing his emotions. pejman’s typically enjoy eating gormeh sabezi and often express their grat-tude by displaying persian perfume. if one looks hard enough, they may encounter a pejman sneeking a lemon to eat.
“wow pejman is doing the perfume!”
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