Pelican’s Applause
this ambiguous sound can be noticed when a rather large person’s double, triple, or quadruple chin has acc-mulated enough m-ss to slap against their neck, creating a subtle clap-like noise that is produced by the movement of their jaw while eating or sometimes talking. sometimes mistaken for lip-smacking, if you are chubby enough to have a pelican’s applause, you might as well just keep eating because your -ss will never be thin.
roseanne barr is so lazy she just flaps her jaw for her pelican’s applause instead of exerting the energy to move her arms at awards shows.
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