pelisnake
the pelisnake is a semi aquatic creature that is a combination of both a snake and a pelican. its wing span is 10 ft and it is 7 ft tall, and its habitat is deep water swamps. its only method of hunting and defense is its giant, scaly, spiked, raptor c-ck, on which it impales its victims, this weapon is stored in a pouch on its stomach. its favorite food is old white men, it favors them without hair. it is legend that if you preform a sacrifice to a chained down pelisnake that it will talk.
the pelisnake swooped down upon my car, ripped a hole in the roof with his razor sharp hunting c-ck. he grabbed my grandfather with his scaly tail and flew away.
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