Pelosexual


a person who is extremely s-xually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person’s hair.
jim- hey, terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she’s gotta weigh at least half a ton!
terry- she’s got great hair!
jim- that’s it… great hair?
terry- yeah, man… i’m a pelos-xual, the hair is all i care…

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