Pelvic Punch
a devastating s-xual maneuver that often leads to catastrophic v-g-n-l failure, second degree concussions, and in rare cases a vegetative state.
most often delivered by the male, a pelvic punch is the tightening of the groin muscles and genitalia into the resemblance of knuckles on a fist and forcefully gaining entry by lunging one’s body in a straight-line motion as to deliver a bone-shattering shock wave of a destructive nature.
it is often used in third world countries as a primitive form of abortion.
1)
victim: “i had to tell my parents why i’m using crutches today”
-ssailant: “you didn’t tell ’em i pelvic punched you did you?!”
2)
patient: “baby, (followed by a variety of clicks and pops)”
village elder: “pelvic punch? $3 american.”
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