pemis
1)a typo commonly made by those who rush to get to the “p-n-s” entries to giggle like sissies at the 125+ definitions; synonyms include pebis, punis, penid, pines, etc.
let’s loik up pemis in the dixtiomary
desperate spinster’s wish for eligible, edible and mailable male preferably with a bachelor’s decree and suitably adorned with a bachelor’s degree.
i’ve conclusively comte to the comclusion that eligible bachelors are simply an illusion, so i am writing the despertae spinsters veritable good guide dedicated to all pemis on how to give bl-w j-be to carrots,begginers; d-ld-s,intermediate; vibrators,advanced and last, but not leaked broomsticks,honours bachelor.
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