PEMOC
acronym for “post–j-c-l-t–n moment-of-clarity”. that brief moment after -j-c-l-t–n when a man’s brain is in total control – any mistakes of the preceding period of time are suddenly obvious, the appearance of nearby females is objectively -ssessable, and moral judgments can be made effectively.
in the pemoc, it’s clear that i shouldn’t f-ck my kid’s kindergarten teacher… but 5 minutes later i’m always back to figuring out how to keep doing it.
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