Penn State Harrisburg
penn state harrisburg (aka capital college) is located in the most boring part of pennsylvannia, which is one of the most boring states. there is nothing to do. students try to “party,” which is admirable, but their parties either suck or get bopped. don’t forget psh is also a dry campus! yay! hahaha this place absolutely sucks and anyone considering this school shouldn’t even think twice- go somewhere else!
“hey, where do you go to school now?”
penn state!
“oh wow that sounds-”
penn state harrisburg
“oh.”
yeah.
“how is it?”
boring.
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