penake
a p-n-s that comes alive at night and bears resemblance to a snake. it makes its home in girls’ pants. it enjoys snacking on p-ssy cats. its poison is commonly mistaken for s-m-n.
kelly: sh-t!
maria: what happened?
kelly: there is a penake living in my pants!
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