Penal Pliers
you guys are idiots, you spelled penile incorreclty. penal pliers would be pliers that are of, relating to, or involving punishment, penalties , or punitive inst-tutions. and thats just f-cking stupid.
the education system has failed you, log off life.
(penal pliers)
a tool used to s-xually pleasure men via urethra insertion.
sam inserted the penal pliers and cried with bliss as his s-m-n slide stretched.
a tool usually made of recycled steel used to stretch the p-n-s. this practice is usually undergone in bondage s-x.
get out the penal pliers mary, i’ve got a hankering for some kinky stuff.
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