Penis Cowboy
somebody who rides the p-n-s much like a cowboy rides his horse
wow… look at tim cook… such a p-n-s cowboy.
occurs when one man spreads barbecue sauce (preferably bull’s eye) on another man’s scr-t-m. the man who spread the sauce then proceeds to l-sso the scr-t-m to the point where the blood stops flowing to the p-n-s, thus forming a tip resembling that of a cowboy’s hat.
hey johnny, you should really watch out for the p-n-s cowboy. i’ve heard of some weird things going on at that place.
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