penalblotta
a disease that infects the penal region of a man. it is mainly caused by picking your -ss. by picking your -ss, you are applying force and are pushing your internals out, causing them to bunch together, forming a knot which then forms a tumor. these tumors are later released as sh-t, but some servere cases involve the tumor exiting through the urethra.
the homeless b-m got penalblotta because he picked his p–py -ss too much. he p-ssed on my car and there was a tumor on my windshield.
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