Penalty Bong
from over 35 years of personal knowledge. . . .
means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or f-ckup. much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.
(putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable – yet punitive in the sense you are seriously f-cked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)
see also “pb-penalty bong”
“oh wow dude, you did not just…..(a) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (b) tell your mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – f-ck, another pb!) (c) pee yourself? (d) tell that cop we were stoned? (e) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (f) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (g) spill the bong water? (h) do your girlfriends mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”
(and in really bad instances it was referred to as
“penalty f-ckin bong or p f-ckin b”)
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