Pencil dick bug fucker
the sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your p-n-s is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from scr-w-ng bugs.
girl 1: do you think i should date aaron?
girl 2: don’t bother; he is a pencil d-ck bug f-cker.
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