penalty kick
the penalty kick- a situation in soccer when the ball is placed on the penalty spot for a free kick at goal as a result of some bullsh-t a defender pulled in the penalty area. the only player allowed to defend the kick is the goalkeeper and it is their responsibility to bail out their team with a save but the goalkeeper is given a very small chance in succeeding. if the goalkeeper succeeds in saving the penalty kick they are usually dubbed a “hero” by their team. if they are scored on (which is typically the case) the goalkeeper should yell at their defender to let them know that their -ss should be on the line next time they decide to pull said bullsh-t. on the other end if the penalty taker misses the shot then they shall be called a national disgrace, never to take a penalty again, and should probably choose a different career path than professional soccer.
1. our goalkeeper made a sick save on a penalty kick today man. he is my hero.
2. gk) dude i hate my defence man.
person) why?
gk) cause they keep pulling bullsh-t plays in my penalty area and expecting me to bail their dumb-sses out on the penalty kick that they conceded.
3. person 1) did you see simone zaza’s penalty kick in the 2016 euro cup. he missed by a mile from 12 yards.
person 2) jeez what a national disgrace to the italian nation. he should pick a different career.
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