Penang
who doesn’t know the place called penang?
dude: i’ve been living in penang my whole life. it’s the coolest place on earth!
super awesome chicks: wow!! we love guys from penang!
basically is a country next to malaysia.
boy #1: oh man, malaysia is so f-cked up!
boy #2: yea man, take ur p-ssport and lets migrate to penang then…
a tiny piece of land on/and off the west coast of the malaysian peninsula. basically a poor man’s singapore secretly hoping to be part of singapore. penangnites love eating beside drains, so called best food found at the dirtiest places. has the worst drivers in malaysia, most of whom are actually quite decent people off the road.
ooi is a stand up guy, but a b-st-rd on the road. guess he can’t help it either since he is from penang.
one of the great mysteries of life, penang is the predominant (or soon to be predominant) term for a v-g-n-. you know, a p-ssy. a meat taco. poonany. fill in what slang you will; it won’t feel as satisfying as using “penang”. penang is more than just an anatomical fact. it is a way of life. loved by almost all men on earth (and statistically 3 out of every 10 women), it has sp-wned books, plays, music, not to mention the entirety of creation. seriously, penang is more accomplished than martha stewart post-indictment.
used most frequently in concert with the ever popular boba, when referring to other equally awesome parts of the female anatomy. may also be used as an expletive, but this should only occur when all other words fail to suffice in expressing your anger/shock/amazement/joy.
“my penang itches.”
“why won’t anyone love my penang?”
“daammn, will you look at the bobas on that girl! i’d like to rock her penang.”
really, the possibilities are endless.
one of the great mysteries of life, penang is the predominant (or soon to be predominant) term for a v-g-n-. you know, a p-ssy. a meat taco. poonany. fill in what slang you will; it won’t feel as satisfying as using “penang”. penang is more than just an anatomical fact. it is a way of life. loved by almost all men on earth (and statistically 3 out of every 10 women), it has sp-wned books, plays, music, not to mention the entirety of creation. seriously, penang is more accomplished than martha stewart post-indictment.
used most frequently in concert with the ever popular boba, when referring to other equally awesome parts of the female anatomy. may also be used as an expletive, but this should only occur when all other words fail to suffice in expressing your anger/shock/amazement/joy.
“my penang itches.”
“why won’t anyone love my penang?”
“daammn, will you look at the bobas on that girl! i’d like to rock her penang.”
really, the possibilities are endless.
a place in malaysia where snakes inhabit temples and there are more chinese than malays. good place to visit if you absolutely enjoy boredom for 3 whole days. or if you are chinese and but still want to live in malaysia, then its a good place for you.
oh wow nice going john, you said this vacation in penang is going to be great… why don’t i rip your b-lls off so that you can make better choices next time?
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