a type of s-xual orientation where heteros-xual men convert to h-m-s-xuality because of the overwhelming s-xual allure of our h-m-phobic vice president, mike pence.
now that i’m a pence-s-xual, i find mike pence to be totally boneable.

i think i need conversion therapy because watching mike pence has turned me into a complete pence-s-xual.

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