pencil dick
someone with a long but extremely thin p-n-s, resembling a pencil.
wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil d-ck.
a teenie weenie, or a person with a teeny weenie
have you ever noticed that chinese guys all pee in the cr-ppers so that no one can see their pencil d-cks?
a man’s p-n-s who has length but no width, like a pencil.
he’s good looking but he has a pencil d-ck.
a p-n-s that is long and skinny; a p-n-s that is commonly confused with a pencil.
“hey phil, are you using that or can i write with it?? ” – girl
“no… that’s my pencil d-ck” – phil
etymology: middle english pensel, from middle french pincel, from (-ssumed) vulgar latin penicellus, alteration of latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of p-n-s tail, p-n-s.
a male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circ-mference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite s-x to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by v-g-n-l contractions.
i can’t marry scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil d-ck.
a descriptive word used to describe a d-ck with little girth.
the women he had s-x with often refer to him as a pencild-ck.
a d-ck that is small and thin, like a pencil used to write golf scores down
alex dorio has a pencil d-ck: correction a golf pencil d-ck. he told me so as he tried to get me to screw him.
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